The kids were playing with their saint dolls in the car today. What follows is a conversation between St. Christina, a 13th century Belgian saint who was known for levitating, and St. Michael, the Arch Angel. (He of “defend us in battle” fame.)
Buddy: Hi! I’m St. Michael the Elf Angel.
Squeaks: No, Buddy. ARCH.
Buddy: Yeah. Elf Angel.
Squeaks: *sigh* Okay. Hi! How are you!
Buddy: I’m good. Have you met my best friend Buddy? He’s my best friend.
Squeaks: Oh! Yes! He’s my best friend too!
(My mother’s heart warms.)
Buddy: Can we get married?
Squeaks: Um. No. But we can be friends!
(Oooh. Friend-zoned. Saint style.)
Buddy: Okay. I have a sword.
Squeaks: I know. A silver sword. I have…I don’t know what this is in my hand.
Buddy: How about I hit you with the sword?
(If it was safe to do a headdesk while driving, I totally would have.
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