Last week, the hashtag “onedayhh” (one day hollywood housewife) made the rounds on Instagram, showcasing people’s “real” lives. Sure. Uh-huh. I decided to do mine here.
Good morning, Instagram! I like to start the day with a smile. #riseandshine #fivethirtyisn’tthatearly
It’s fine. I’m a nice enough person that I never have to be with my husband and we always are nice to each other anyways. #nfpissuchagoodbondingexperience #heavenhadbetterbeworthit #i’llstopwiththeheresynow
It’s grainy because of all of the love. There is no fighting in bed. #snuggles
School time! No one fights me about writing neatly and that cereal certainly did not end up on the floor! #homeschoolmama
Sometimes we chant in Latin and no one gets mad at me and asks to watch My Little Pony instead. #traddie
My garage isn’t sinking. You’re sinking. #denialnotjustariverinegypt
I read the Catechism and the Bible every morning and it’s never prefaced by a prayer “PLEASE DEAR LORD LET ME BE CALM TODAY PLLEEEEAAASSSEEE.” #whyisyours?
I just like all the colors and don’t need them to hide the evidence of crushing exhaustion and wine. #hahahaha
No one fights in the car on the way to my moms’ group. #siblinglove!
Okay the coffee and other people part of the day was actually just straight up awesome. I’m not playing.
Sought out a homeschool Mass with our local Catholic homeschool group and it was lovely and the kids didn’t fight over this piece of paper all through the Liturgy of the Word at all. #theyrejustgoodinchurch #dontknowwhatIdid
He was here the whole hour. Never on the floor under the pew! #mylittleboy
I love working on meaningless crap for my kids that I know they’re decide the don’t want after two seconds. Like a scarf for a toy car. #pinterestmama #crafty
Dinner time! All in one dishes are amazing! The kids can ignore the vegetables and meat together! Hahahha, I’m kidding. My kids eat everything! #homemademama #fiveaday
Oh well! I might as well indulge a little if it’s left! #winetime #alittlewonthurt
This is the same glass! It just…magically changed colors! I like to craft in the evenings, working on cute things for my munchkins. #scarfnotforme #itwouldmatchmyeyestho
I would never eat this in five minutes while watching an episode of the Office from ten years ago. Please. #notananimal
I just like the way these jars all look on my table before bed. I don’t need every single one of them to slow the relentless passage of time on my pasty Irish skin. #naturallygoodskin
My husband and I fall asleep in each other’s arms. I don’t stay awake watching Criminal Minds on a tablet until he begs me to stop the horrific noises from the show. #marriedmybestfriend #wedoeverythingtogether
Well there you have it! A totally true day in my life!