Lessons from the First Two Weeks of Second Grade
1.) Second graders are just as whiny as first graders.
2.) They’re also just as adorable and lovely.
4.) It’s not helpful to yell “I GAVE UP EVERYTHING TO TEACH YOU AND NOW YOU DON’T REMEMBER I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C?????”
5.) So much crying.
6.) Sacramental prep is awesome and terrifying because you know, it’s just like her immortal soul.
7.) There’s like a ton more work in second grade.
8.) This isn’t just like, well, i before e except after c. It’s like hey, lets memorize all the sense organs and the central nervous system and do long division.
9.) It’s still the best decision we’ve ever made though.
10.) I’m gonna need a lot more wine.